Hi, my name is Apollo, I’m a disco lovin’ dude and I own this joint down town. I’m sure you’ll be very surprised to know that we call it Apollo’s Pad. Anywho I believe that political times call for political measures so I have made my own political agenda, which is as follows:
The economy might be going down but we can make change. YES, we will.
If a minor walks in to my pad with a pocket full of cash, wants to buy some bourbon. Are we gonna serve him?
Yes we will!
If we find a hunk of meat in the back of the fridge that expired ten weeks ago and is sure to cause all sorts of intestinal discomfort. Are we still gonna serve it?
Yes we will!
And if I happen to be sleeping with a woman who is married and her husband comes to my house to kick my ass, am I gonna hand over and blame my own son, flesh and blood, fruit of my loins.
Yes I will!
And I’m gonna start working out too!
Visit my pad and hear me proclaim my political statements and how they came to be right here: My thing
Wednesday 17 September 2008
Tuesday 5 August 2008
Monday 4 August 2008
The next Miss Apollo - Selina Enriquez?
Our own creative muse, Selina have decided to go for the Miss Apollo titel.
Monday 28 July 2008
Wednesday 23 July 2008
The hunt for Miss Apollo
Apollospad.com is an entertaining multi media platform, with hilarious weekly episodes of the show Apollo’s Pad.
Apollo’s Pad is a bar somewhere in the US and the bar’s patrons are a bunch of rude, loud, obnoxious, yet loveable characters. However, something seems to be missing to make the place complete; a hot talented all-round bar babe… and so the hunt for Miss Apollo begins.
Friday 11 July 2008
New illustrator on Apollospad.com!
She is the kind of girl, who makes life seems better (or maybe a little unfair)
Selina Enriquez is so beautiful, that you think she have manipulated and designed on a computer, and she have a sense of creativeness there makes most people look pale and boring.
Shes a professional model have her own company, writing on a book, have a online cartoon and a very aggressive to do charity work.
And very soon she will bring some new cool things to us here in the pad..!
Visit her company site
New awesome musicvideo: Remake of Backstreet Boys
A funky funny remake of Backstreet Boys: I want it that way
Wednesday 9 July 2008
TanyaLee's profile is up
So guys, our beutiful and flirty TanyaLee now have her own profile on Apollospad.com
See under "Cast"
And whats thes crazy fuzz having a online presenter? Its very simpel. We know that you are to stupid by yourself, so we have designed a really good looking babe, to help and guide you, so in the next month, there will be much more functions with her sweet a**:)
Tuesday 8 July 2008
Are you the next Miss Apollo?
Are you so gorgeous that is almost gets your exhausted?
Are you beautiful, but also have brains and balls?
The 15th august we will start a 6 month long hunt for the best and most talented bar babe in the world.
Every month there will be a winner, going to the final, the winner will be staring in Apollospad and be shown in one of the biggest online tv-stations, with millions of viewers.
Join the Facebook group all ready now: Miss Apollo 2009
Tuesday 24 June 2008
Laquisha Fashionista - The Spring Line
Can you be gay if you are a lesbian? And what if you are a man dressed in women’s clothes, kissing another man, does that a lesbian make? What exactly does a Blowjob entail? There’s gender confusion and sexual tension all over the place, when some of the boys show off Laquisha’s fabulous spring line. Heidi Klum take your Project Runway and show it up your ass.
Monday 23 June 2008
Apollo's Idol
Laquisha, Mickey and Apollo are the refined judges at a big talent show at the Pad. There’ll be ping pong ball juggling, genital peanut butter licking, shoot outs and all the works. Mickey goes a bit Simon Cowell on our asses and thinks that his talent will outshine the rest, and surprisingly enough he can do amazing things with that sexy little booty of his.
Friday 20 June 2008
Extra What?
Terrestrial possibly or maybe just extra little tiny peanut butter chocolates. Confused? Don’t be. Get the highs and lows on how Apollo met Ice’s mother. She hears all and sees all and if she gets pissed she’ll come get you. If the UFO’s a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Check the new episode out on www.Apollospad.com
Check the new episode out on www.Apollospad.com
Monday 16 June 2008
Friday 13 June 2008
Thursday 12 June 2008
Who the f*ck is your friend Tom from Myspace?
We now have a Apollospad Myspace page (yeah we are on the beat baby!)www.myspace.com/apollospad, and we know, that people wants to be a part of the funk, but we had a crazy weird stalker from the begining (!) Tom - and we can reveal, that he is stalking much more than just us, he is stalking most of Myspace (!)
Apollo: It is a conspiracy from the state! Tom is one of them Aliens, that have been hiding since the big crash, and now infiltrate the whole world from them fancy-pancy calculators with big grey wires.
Mickey: His surely is a fine piece of ass that Tom, and with all those chick friends of his, I don’t mind showing him some earthly Rock and Roll!
Angel: He is a sick perverted bastard! - Sneaking in on helpless women, and the nudie webcam pictures (If he likes mature and experienced blond women, I’m up for showing him, what a reeee-al women can do, and that missing some teeth is a bonus!)
So we discuss it here, in the pad:
Apollo: It is a conspiracy from the state! Tom is one of them Aliens, that have been hiding since the big crash, and now infiltrate the whole world from them fancy-pancy calculators with big grey wires.
Mickey: His surely is a fine piece of ass that Tom, and with all those chick friends of his, I don’t mind showing him some earthly Rock and Roll!
IceFlow: Bill Gates! – no one likes him, so he had to make a online alter ego: Tom, is brilliant and clever, and gives him the possibility to slowly make everyone depending of Internet Explorer – damn you sneaky bastard!
Laquisha: He is a puppet! – Haven’t you notice? He is like sitting in the same position on his pictures. He is defiantly not moving, so he can not be real, no want can make the exact sameposition so many times.
Laquisha: He is a puppet! – Haven’t you notice? He is like sitting in the same position on his pictures. He is defiantly not moving, so he can not be real, no want can make the exact sameposition so many times.
Angel: He is a sick perverted bastard! - Sneaking in on helpless women, and the nudie webcam pictures (If he likes mature and experienced blond women, I’m up for showing him, what a reeee-al women can do, and that missing some teeth is a bonus!)What the f*ck is Apollo?
Apollospad.com is the coolest place to be - so simple is that!
Is edgy comedy, there can give you a laugh when you are stucked in your crappy job.
New webisodes on your screen everyday - its free, and if you sign up - you will be the first to see previews, winning cool stuff and maybe if you are funny enough, we use as a presenter..
Super cool music videos and remakes from SonyBMG´s artists, presented of our beutiful hostess TanyaLee and former reality star TeddyWhite.
New episodes every week day at http://www.apollospad.com/!
Is edgy comedy, there can give you a laugh when you are stucked in your crappy job.
New webisodes on your screen everyday - its free, and if you sign up - you will be the first to see previews, winning cool stuff and maybe if you are funny enough, we use as a presenter..
Super cool music videos and remakes from SonyBMG´s artists, presented of our beutiful hostess TanyaLee and former reality star TeddyWhite.
New episodes every week day at http://www.apollospad.com/!
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